Bob Uecker Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.”

“I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.”

“Career highlights? I had two - I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets.”

“Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?”

“I had slumps that lasted into the winter.”

“I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.”

“When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.”

“We were on for six years. We were in syndication for a while. It had its run. I still see the people from 'Mr. Belvedere,' too. We stay in touch.”

“I had been playing for a while, and I asked Louisville Slugger to send me a dozen flame treated bats. But when I got it, I realized they had sent me a box of ashes.”

“Not bragging by any means, but I could have done a lot of other stuff as far as working in films go and working in television... I had chances to do that stuff, but I like baseball, I really do.”