Bruce McCulloch Quotes & Sayings

“I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.”

“Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.”

“But after this last year and dealing with the studio, the rest of us are closer than we've ever been.”

“I think you can see that in the show. Music was my touchstone. Music is still much more important to me.”

“No, they're nice guys. They wear girdles, but they're nice guys.”

“Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way.”

“I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.”

“However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.”

“We see less of Dave, certainly, and he's kind of fallen out of the sphere of our group, mostly because he's working on his show, and has kind of lost the fun of the party.”

“I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.”