Caitlin Moran Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world.”

“If you read all your history books, there are no women in them.”

“Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being.”

“The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.”

“I can honestly say that my abortion was one of the least difficult decisions of my life. I'm not being flippant when I say it took me longer to decide what worktops to have in the kitchen than whether I was prepared to spend the rest of my life being responsible for a further human being.”

“I once went into a meeting, and every woman put her a million-pound bag on the table. Then I'm there with my tote bag and anorak. And I'm like, well, I'm still the most important person in the room right now.”

“I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.”

“Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there; I'm kind of... bionic.”

“I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing the right way, at the right end, and you can always paint over the bad bits with makeup.”

“When I learned that flour pound for pound has as many calories as sugar, and that when eating pasta you're basically eating cake, I was size 23, and my neck was restricting my breathing, and so I got on a microbiotic diet and got myself an exercise bike.”