Caitlin Moran Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“Men have made the world. And they've made a brilliant job of it. I love men. You know, men, you built Paris and you invented The Beatles, and, you know, and you've taught dogs to say 'sausages.' You know, I love your world. Thank you for it.”

“The idea of not being able to control my own fertility genuinely terrifies me. That one mistake might change your life. That everything I am, and do, could be ended by the repeal of laws our mothers fought so hard for, that women had waited for the entire span of humanity to come about.”

“I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy.”

“Oh God, are you supposed to collect things? I don't collect things. I like throwing things away.”

“Simultaneously, my two biggest heroes are Susan Sontag and Morticia Addams from 'The Addams Family.'”

“I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.”

“A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.”

“My parents were hippies. I'm the eldest of eight children.”

“I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys.”

“Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing.”