Chuck Palahniuk Quotes & Sayings (Page 9)

“I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.”

“People have to deal with their issues together; they have to expose themselves and kind of exhaust themselves.”

“Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.”

“Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.”

“I like to get people moving and jumping. I think it's good to add more emotion and chaos.”

“Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.”

“I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unconventional way, a really profane way. To get to that romantic, touching, heartbreaking place, but through a lot of acts of profanity.”

“Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.”

“That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both ways.”

“If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?”