Colin Quinn Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything.”

“I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.”

“My name has zero value.”

“I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.”

“I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.”

“Everybody's funny in different ways.”

“People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.”

“You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.”

“When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers.”

“I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.”