Craig Bruce Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“'Programming' is a four-letter word.”

“Think Tank, noun: The shower.”

“Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.”

“In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.”

“The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!”

“Things always look better when you haven't seen them.”

“The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.”

“Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.”

“I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.”

“It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.”