Craig Bruce Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.”

“When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.”

“Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.”

“If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.”

“Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.”

“It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.”

“My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.”

“I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'”

“Don't judge a book by its thickness either.”

“Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.”