Cristela Alonzo Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Cristela Alonzo quotes and sayings page 2 (comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 34 we have.
“I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.”
“I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.”
“I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.”
“If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes.”
“My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie.”
“My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.”
“My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.”
“That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.”
“The chances of anyone of any race getting their own show are, like, .001 percent.”
“There aren't any concrete steps to becoming a comic.”
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