Dave Attell Quotes & Sayings

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28 most famous Dave Attell quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 57 year old American comedian born on Jan 18, 1965.

Dave Attell Quotes
“Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!”
Dave Attell Quotes
“I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.”
Dave Attell Quotes
“You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.”
Dave Attell Quotes
“What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.”
Dave Attell Quotes
“I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.”
Dave Attell Quotes
“Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.”
Dave Attell Quotes
“I don't watch reality TV.”
Dave Attell Quotes
“My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs.”
“For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.”
Dave Attell Quotes
“I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.”

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