Dave Attell Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Dave Attell quotes and sayings page 2 (60 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 28 we have for him.
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “Being on the road is kind of lonely.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I have no grand scheme.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “I never wanted to be famous.”
                    
                 
                
                
                                            
                                        
                    “Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.”
                    
                 
                 
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