David Letterman Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.”

“President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.”

“It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.”

“The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.”

“USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.”

“I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.”

“I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.”

“The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.”

“For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.”

“Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.”