David Letterman Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.”

“We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.”

“The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.”

“As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.”

“Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?”

“Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.”

“I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.”

“New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.”

“Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.”

“President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?”