Drew Carey Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.”

“I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.'”

“The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.”

“I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.”

“I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.”

“People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.”

“I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.”

“I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.”

“What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.”

“Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.”