Duane Chapman Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I have a hard problem, being some part Native American - being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get - let the sharks eat you? How do you die?”

“Six men can carry you or 12 men can judge you. You decide!”

“And I used to say, 'I'm black, too.' In other words, I - my whole life I've been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that. I take that and stand.”

“As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.”

“I was in prison for a charge in Texas, murder one. Back in the '70s in Texas, I was there. I heard the shot. I was in the car.”

“If I was Judge Del Rosario, I would say Ili, of all people, you know better.”

“It's just like being a father; you got to show them love and you got to show them the path. I don't like this role-model stuff, though.”

“When I was a child I liked watching shows about bounty hunters and Canadian Mounties. I liked the 'Lone Ranger,' I liked shows where the guy saved the girl from the villain. I just liked those kinds of things and I wanted to be a guy like that, you know, that would save the damsel in distress.”

“When someone is looking down, they're saying no. When they're looking up, they're looking to their brain for memory. When they look to the left, they're looking for a lie or something they memorized. When they look to the right, they're feeling sorry - they don't want to answer.”

“I would have done higher than that... I would have set it higher.”