Eddie Izzard Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”

“Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.”

“I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.”

“If you get anything creative going, then the work and play thing is the same thing, I feel.”

“I'm a one-man idiot.”

“Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.”

“Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.”

“They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'”

“I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.”

“I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.”