Eddie Izzard Quotes & Sayings

32 most famous Eddie Izzard quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 62 year old English comedian born on Feb 7, 1962.

“Never put a sock in a toaster.”

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.”

“I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.”

“I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.”

“If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.”

“I use a Bruce Lee technique: 'The way of no way.' He had the idea that he would learn everything, so that whoever he had to fight, he could improvise anything. The best way of starting a gig is just to not think of anything - to clear your mind, not in an empty Zen state, but more just to go on and see where you go.”

“So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!”