Elayne Boosler Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.”

“The message of great art is to disturb.”

“I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.'”

“My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.”

“Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?”

“I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.”

“Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.”

“Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?”

“To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.”

“I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.”