Elayne Boosler Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Elayne Boosler quotes and sayings page 3 (71 year old comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 66 we have for her.
“I pray if I ever find out I have only about three minutes to live it's during a basketball game, because then I'll have, what, 10, 12 years to live?”
“I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'”
“I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.”
“You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.”
“I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.”
“I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.”
“My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.”
“We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.”
“Horse racing is waning in popularity.”
“I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.”
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