Elayne Boosler Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying.”

“It doesn't bother me that I'm not a household word on the East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm so popular in these cities where you've never imagined an East Coast comedian working.”

“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.”

“I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.”

“We've seen the uproars around the world concerning cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammad. Anyone who does not think comic strips are relevant never had a fatwa put on him/her for drawing a picture.”

“I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.”

“Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.”

“I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.”

“I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.”

“I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.”