Fran Lebowitz Quotes & Sayings
54 most famous Fran Lebowitz quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for her. She's a 74 year old American journalist born on Oct 27, 1950.
“You're only as good as your last haircut.”
“Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.”
“I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.”
“Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”
“To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.”
“Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.”
“Humility is no substitute for a good personality.”
“My favorite animal is steak.”
“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”
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