Fran Lebowitz Quotes & Sayings (Page 5)

“Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.”

“Andy Warhol made fame more famous.”

“Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.”

“Nothing succeeds like address.”

“Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.”

“Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.”

“The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.”

“Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.”

“I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.”

“Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.”