Howard Stern Quotes & Sayings

“I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.”

“I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.”

“I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.”

“I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.”

“Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.”

“I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.”

“I'm the voice of honesty.”

“I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.”

“If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.”

“Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.”