Howard Stern Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.”

“I didn't listen to executives.”

“I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.”

“I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.”

“I'm not looking for a paycheck.”

“I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.”

“Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.”

“'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.”

“What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!”

“Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.”