Jackie Mason Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.”

“I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know what he's talking about.”

“My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.”

“My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me.”