Jasper Carrott Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I should be more vocal about the things I believe are doing us harm, but many years ago in my early twenties, I learned a bit of a lesson. I started to realise at that time the benefits of eating healthy food and drink.”

“I used to be a columnist for 'Golf Monthly' and have contributed articles for national newspapers based on the humour that is in abundance in the game, which is more than can be said of tennis.”

“There's a rumour going 'round that if you amass a certain number of penalty points on your driving licence, the authorities will make you take your test again! Now, if ever there was an incentive to drive carefully, they could not have threatened a more terrifying ordeal.”

“My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then.”

“Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.”

“I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line.”

“I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius.”

“I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.”

“The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion.”

“The whole debate on what food is best for us is complex, ongoing and often controlled by vested interests.”