Jay Leno Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”

“You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.”

“I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.'”

“In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously.”

“My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?”

“People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.”

“If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy.”

“Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.”

“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”

“Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors.”