Jay Mohr Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.”

“Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.”

“But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.”

“Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.”

“I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.”

“I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.”

“I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.”

“If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.”

“If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.”