Jay Mohr Quotes & Sayings
19 most famous Jay Mohr quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 54 year old American actor born on Aug 23, 1970.
“You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.”
“I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.”
“Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.”
“I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.”
“I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.”
“When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.”
“I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.”
“True Yankees are born, not made.”
“Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.”
“Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?”
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