Jeff Kinney Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“I feel, as an adult, I'm very similar to how I was as a pre-teen. Maybe it's a case of arrested development, but I feel like it's easy to slip back into those shoes, and I feel like if we were all magically transported back to our middle school years, we'd all act like we did in middle school.”

“If I were put into a college lecture hall right now and told to pay attention for 45 minutes, it would be physically impossible for me to do. I'm one of those people who believe that ADD is a gift. It's tough to manage, but if you can harness it you can do great things.”

“We're incredibly excited to welcome the 500 millionth Poptropican into our virtual world. When we started in 2007, we never could have imagined that we'd see a day when half a billion avatars inhabited Poptropica.”

“Working with Dav Pilkey was a dream come true. Dav is incredibly funny, and he's been a hero of mine for a long time. It was great bringing the 'Wimpy Kid' and 'Captain Underpants' worlds together!”

“I'm not very charismatic or telegenic. I feel bad for the kids waiting three hours in line for their book to be signed.”

“I'm not even the most influential person in my own house.”

“I do all my speeches in pictures. If I wrote words, I'd get locked in on them.”

“I was an average kid who had his wimpy moments.”

“The key to any good comic strip or television sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode because people like familiarity.”

“I'm an author whose strength is in gag-writing.”