Jilly Cooper Quotes & Sayings

24 most famous Jilly Cooper quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for her. She's an 87 year old British author born on Feb 21, 1937.

“At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.”

“Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.”

“For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.”

“I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows.”

“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”

“I'm basically a very happy person and I don't have to be anybody else.”

“I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.”

“Leo, sadly, has Parkinson's, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things.”

“If you look across the valley, you can see exactly what I mean: about four beautiful houses, and you think something is happening in each of them. It's like a mural.”

“The bank told us we ought to sell this house to pay off our overdraft. Riders saved the day. I was so pleased when it got to number one, I went all around the fields crying and crying.”