Jimmy Kimmel Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.”

“My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.”

“You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.”

“I describe myself as a human being.”

“The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.”

“I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?”

“I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.”

“I have like fifteen televisions in my house.”

“I never imagined being on television.”

“I can't be as flip as I once was.”