Joe Rogan Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.”

“Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”

“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”

“It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.”

“I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.”

“The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.”

“I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.”

“I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.”

“I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.”

“My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.”