Joe Rogan Quotes & Sayings (Page 4)

“Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.”

“The two things I understand best are stand-up comedy and martial arts. And those things require an ultimate grasp of the truth. You have to be objective about your skills and abilities to compete in both.”

“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”

“Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.”

“The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.”

“The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.”

“Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.”

“I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.”

“I've been involved in mixed martial arts since 1997 when I first started working for the UFC.”

“If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.”