Joe Rogan Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.”

“If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?”

“I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.”

“The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.”

“Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.”

“The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.”

“What's interesting about science is that we're constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It's amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being - without a doubt.”

“Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.”

“Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.”

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”