John Mayer Quotes & Sayings
85 most famous John Mayer quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 47 year old American musician born on Oct 16, 1977.
“Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.”
“You make a choice in your life, and it affects your life in all the ways, good and bad.”
“A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.”
“Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing.”
“Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.”
“My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'”
“Sometimes it feels like my life is just one long day.”
“I like giving people something they don't want to miss the next time. It's a show with little twists and turns and curves. It has me being silly and stupid and compassionate and completely deep.”
“High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.”
“People want to see musicians sing things that come from their own mind and own heart in real time, responding to the moment for them.”
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