Jon Lovitz Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny.”

“I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know what it's - I lived on 600 dollars a month for six years. I know what it's like to be dead broke. I feel bad for people who are struggling now.”

“First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it's a false statistic. There's nobody that is wealthy saying, let's go get the people that aren't. First of all, there's no versus. He's creating a false class warfare in a country where there is no class structure.”

“I really didn't want to leave the show, but I got a chance to do a movie, which meant I would have had to miss two shows, and at the time Lorne had a policy where you can't miss shows, so I left.”

“But Opera Man, I go, 'Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?' Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.”

“I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.”

“I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.”

“I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine.”

“It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.”

“Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel.”