Josh Billings Quotes & Sayings
80 most famous Josh Billings quotes and sayings (comedian). These are the first 10 quotes we have.
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
“There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.”
“There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.”
“Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.”
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.”
“There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.”
“Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.”
“Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.”
“Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.”
“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
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