Josh Billings Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)
Josh Billings quotes and sayings page 3 (comedian). Here's quote # 21 through 30 out of the 80 we have.
“Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.”
“The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.”
“Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.”
“Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.”
“If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.”
“Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.”
“Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.”
“Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.”
“Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.”
“There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.”
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