Josh Thomas Quotes & Sayings

“I can touch my eyebrows with my nose. Look at that! That's not normal. I shouldn't be able to do that.”

“I usually live in my own ignorant, pop-culture bubble, so I don't really know what people are doing.”

“One of my biggest fears when I see really bad people on T.V. is that I don't know how they got there.”

“If you live with someone that is depressed, the truth of it - it's not that dramatic, it's just a bit, kind of, 'Here we go, this is what we're doing today. This is sad. But we're gonna get through it.'”

“I hate watching stand-ups.”

“I like seeing comedians do stuff that I could never do.”

“I'm just so comfortable talking about my private life: I just think because I'm not that clever.”

“I'm very peculiar looking.”

“My coming out was just so boring.”

“Sitcom storylines are usually incredibly contrived.”