Les Dawson Quotes & Sayings
40 most famous Les Dawson quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He was a British comedian who passed away on 10 June, 1993.
“I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'”
“In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.”
“The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'”
“I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.”
“My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.”
“My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.”
“The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.”
“My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'”
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
“I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'”
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