Les Dawson Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Les Dawson quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased comedian born on Feb 2, 1931). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 40 we have for him.
“I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.”
“My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.”
“I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.”
“My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.”
“My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.”
“I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless.”
“The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.”
“Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.'”
“I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored.”
“I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'”
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