Lily Tomlin Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)

“No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.”

“I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.”

“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.”

“Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.”

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.”

“For fast-acting relief try slowing down.”

“Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.”

“Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.”

“I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.”

“The best mind-altering drug is the truth.”