Lily Tomlin Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.”

“If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.”

“Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.”

“Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.”

“We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.”

“What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.”

“Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?”

“It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.”

“If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.”

“You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.”