Louie Anderson Quotes & Sayings
29 most famous Louie Anderson quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for him. He's a 71 year old American comedian born on Mar 24, 1953.
“I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people.”
“I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. It's just so funny how things come into your life, and if you take a chance on them, it might give you a brand new life.”
“A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?”
“We all think we're going to get out of debt.”
“Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.”
“We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that.”
“I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.”
“I can't stay long; I'm in between meals.”
“You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.”
“I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.”
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