Louie Anderson Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Louie Anderson quotes and sayings page 2 (71 year old comedian). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 29 we have for him.
“I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.”
“You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.'”
“I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.”
“Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it... 'Hey ain't you going to help us out?'”
“Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego.”
“I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy.”
“I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience.”
“If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'”
“Well, isn't every successful person in every family the bankbook?”
“I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relieve people from a little of the pain and comfort in their lives by allowing my comedy to distract them. A good laugh is almost as good as any doctor visit.”
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