Maria Bamford Quotes & Sayings
40 most famous Maria Bamford quotes and sayings. These are the first 10 quotes we have for her. She's a 54 year old American comedian born on Sep 3, 1970.
“People get really irritated by mental illness.”
“I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. I'm following Joel Osteen, Steve Martin, and an anonymous purple egg - just to see where they go with it.”
“I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope.”
“It's always the compliments from people you love that mean so much.”
“Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.”
“I do some compassionate mindfulness every day. It's like a Buddhist thing. I tell myself that I'm doing a good job, that kind of thing. It makes me feel better.”
“I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.”
“I've learned from my pets that it's okay to sit around, and people don't love you any less if you sit around all the time. In fact they might love you more, 'cos they always know where you're always going to be: you're always going to be laying in bed.”
“I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me.”
“I think taking vacations and turning off the phone and only doing emails or social media for a specific short amount of time helps with work/life balance. If I'm checking it all day I start to feel cuckoo-bird. So I just do it once or twice a day instead of a thousand. And then remembering that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter.”
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