Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings (Page 2)
Mark Twain quotes and sayings page 2 (deceased author born on Nov 30, 1835). Here's quote # 11 through 20 out of the 125 we have for him.
“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.”
“You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.”
“Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.”
“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
“There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.”
“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
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