Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings (Page 3)

“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”

“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”

“It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.”

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”

“In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”