Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings (Page 9)
Mark Twain quotes and sayings page 9 (deceased author born on Nov 30, 1835). Here's quote # 81 through 90 out of the 125 we have for him.
“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
“Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”
“I can live for two months on a good compliment.”
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
“Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.”
“If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.”
“Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.”
“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”
“If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.”
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